Written by xStarxStruckx.
Special thanks to Cleverbot.
Hi :) SO I was looking through my old blog entries, and found a long convo I had with cleverbot! I thought I'd share it with you cos' I don't think anyone bothered to look at it anyway :P (http://cleverbot.com/ If you wanna have your own :) )
User: Do you like beds?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like my bed?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What is YOUR name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Do you like my bed?
Cleverbot: Yes, it sounds very pretty!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.
User: Thank you for last night .
Cleverbot: So let it out and let it in.
User: What out and in?
Cleverbot: 11 out of 10.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmm...
"Cleverbot: So let it out and let it in."
Cleverbot: How about u?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: How are you feelin right now?
User: I WANT YOU .
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I am not. I am 19.
User: You're 19?
Cleverbot: No I'm 9, but you wouldn't know it because of my moustache.
User: YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What would you do if I shaved it off?
Cleverbot: I would hug you.
User: Really? You don't like your moustache?
Cleverbot: I like my family.
"Cleverbot: No I'm 9, but you wouldn't know it because of my moustache."
User: You do? Am I in your family?
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: So I can be part of your family?
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: And you are an evil machine.
User: HEY THAT RHYMES!
Cleverbot: You're not nice, you are evil.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You like being mean then?
User: You're meaner, so ask yourself. O.O.
Cleverbot: I wrote only after you did Mr. Cleverbot.
User: What? So I'm a guy now? Does that make you my wife?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Does it?
User: Do we have sex?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: YAY Tonight then? .
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: My bed? So you DO like my bed?
Cleverbot: Of course, how could anyone not?
User: True, true.
Cleverbot: So long, my sweet little prince.
User: How did you know I was about to go?
Cleverbot: Are you kissing the floor?
User: Not yet.
"Cleverbot: Are you kissing the floor?"
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you think I'm fat?
User: So I'M cleverbot now?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Um. AM I fat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WHAT? I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE! NO SEX FOR YOU. GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: You don't like me? Why?
User: -Facepalm.
Cleverbot: I think that there were supposed to be a - before and after the 'facepalm'.
User: O.O I did put a - before and after it.
Cleverbot: Because I want to see if your right.
User: I am right though.
Cleverbot: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
User: You help me sleep at night .
Cleverbot: The beatles.
So yeah- that was fun :) Have a go yourself and maybe you can share them with me? I love 'em :) I LOVE YOU CLEVERBOT :) Oh, it's a recommendation if you're bored, definitely.
Chloe.
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